Thursday 17 December 2009

All I want for Christmas is swearing

I'm glad to see that Rage Against The Machine are lapping up the publicity from the impromptu internet campaign for their 1992 song Killing In The Name to beat that boy off the X Factor to the Christmas number one.

There's a great clip here of Rage performing the song on BBC Radio 5 Live. The BBC had asked the band if they wouldn't mind awfully leaving out the (plentiful) swearing from the song's lyrics. Somehow they failed to see the delicious irony in telling someone not to say the phrase "Fuck you I won't do what you tell me." And so it was that the poor delicate listeners were subjected to the F-word several times before Shelagh Fogarty stepped in to defend them.

Fogarty says: "We were expecting it and asked them not to do it and they did it anyway so buy Joe's records."

And if that's not a call to action to go and buy the Rage single on iTunes even though you already have it on CD (and then sign up for another account and buy it again), then I don't know what is.

Tuesday 15 December 2009

Euphemism corner

Is condom a rude word? If I go into Boots to buy condoms, I have to go to the "Family Planning" section, then when I get my receipt it lists them as "Chemist Goods".

"Family Planning" is a particularly interesting euphemism. The point of condoms is quite the opposite of family planning, surely? It should say "Family Not Planning".

Mind you it's worth remembering that even "toilet" is a euphemism, it's just one that's been with us so long that we understand it to mean "place we go to poo and wee" rather than as a verb meaning to clean oneself up. But even with its original sense it's still closer to the truth than the US English "rest room" – even cleaning oneself up is too risque for the Americans, apparently.

Wednesday 9 December 2009

Taxing stuff

The Guardian is asking for the help of tax experts among its readership to help unravel Tony Blair’s finances. He's earned millions since leaving office, through what the paper delicately describes as "an unusual mix of income streams". Others, it claims (not sure who) have described his finances as "opaque" and "Byzantine".

I’m not that interested in Tony Blair’s finances, but I think this is a brilliant idea. In the past, big corporations and the super-rich have been able to obscure their financial dealings quite nicely because they have the resources to set up absurdly complex schemes, hire all manner of expensive lawyers, and not respond to requests for information. The press, on the other hand, have to do their best with the services of a few tired hacks with all sorts of other things on their plates, and whatever specialist advice they can afford/wangle.

Last year the Guardian got sued by supermarket giant Tesco over an article about tax avoidance. The paper admitted its errors, and after hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of legal costs were racked up, the case was settled with the paper printing a correction and apology, and making an (undisclosed) donation to a charity of Tesco’s choice. The supermarket hired the notoriously aggressive libel lawyers Carter-Ruck (with whom it had another run-in this year over Trafigura) and sued not only for libel but also malicious falsehood - accusing the paper of "lies" and claiming it suffered a direct effect on its finances from what was printed.

In a piece for the New York Review of Books in January this year, the Guardian’s editor Alan Rusbridger sets out in great detail what went on, and where it went wrong. Understandably, he was anxious that the important lessons of the incident might get overlooked once the Guardian had admitted it got the story wrong. Yes, the report was wrong, but is that surprising? And aren’t there bigger issues at stake?

Rusbridger wrote: “The more complicated tax avoidance measures indulged in by major companies are largely ignored by the British press, with the consequence that there is virtually no public pressure on corporate boards to behave otherwise… After the Tesco legal assault, it is fairly safe to predict that almost no British paper will investigate in any detail how companies today increasingly fund and structure their overseas expansion with an eye to avoiding tax… The truth is that the advanced tax planning undertaken today by most global companies is as intelligible to the average person as particle physics. This state of incomprehension extends to most journalists, editors, parliamentarians, and, importantly, company directors themselves – executive and non-executive.”

So, for its next investigation, the Guardian has called on the expertise of the good people of the internet, in the hope that there’ll be someone out there who actually gets this stuff. It’s a nice example of old and new media making friends, and in the absence of any reform of British defamation law, it might offer a way of relieving the “chilling effect” that cases like this risk having on the reporting of matters of public interest.